Wednesday, February 26, 2014

You'll Never Believe What This Woman Found Under Her Couch...

OK fine. It's not that unbelievable.  But you clicked so you may as well stay a while.

I didn't clean under my couch the entire time I was pregnant, because I sure as hell wasn't going to get down on the floor with only a 50% chance of ever getting up again.

Here's a photographic play-by-play:

The view from the floor.  Try not to look too closely at how filthy my leather couch is, also.  Looks like it's time to buy some leather wipes.

All this crap was under there. I'm not even kidding.  I bent over backwards looking for that little wooden cross piece that goes with another toy, too.  I think the empty seaweed snack container is what pushes this whole experience from messy to filthy.  FML.

These are all the balls that were under my couch.  The dog is to blame. 

And back to square one.
What's under your couch?  Better go check. 

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